Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Dogs are better than boyfriends!

Dogs are better than boyfriends.  It is just a fact!  It has been so long, I have almost forgotten how bad having a boyfriend can be, but, here we go!

1.  You never get burnt by a dog.  They will never lie to you.  They are forever faithful and will be by your side, no matter what.  Their shit is much easier to clean up and deal with.

2.  Dogs never break your heart.  They only love you more and more each day.

3.  They are always happy to see you!  Even if you have just gone to the mailbox.

4.  They love to snuggle and want nothing in return.  Nothing better on a cold morning than to have a snuggle puppy next to you!

5.  They are great listeners.  When you have had a bad day, they hang with you and listen until it is all better again....AND, they don't give you unwanted advice.

6. They let you watch your favorite shows on TV and don't complain (although Gracy does have a few issues with Cardinals baseball games).

7.  Did I mention faithful, ah, yes I did, but, it is worth mentioning again!

8.  They will protect you from all bad things (i.e. birds, rabbits, squirrels, the UPS guy).

9.  They don't care when you have put on a few extra pounds.  In fact, they encourage snacking!

10.  They are always your BFF.  They are always happy to go with you anywhere!



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